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What Doesn’t Work: Trying to intimidate the prosecutor or impress the judge by using legal terms you think you heard on TV: “Judge, I didn’t domestic violence no one! I just collaterally damaged him on accident when I heretofore misappropriated my shoe to his corpus. Anyone who says different is an ignorant heresayer!” What Works: Knowing… Read More »
What Doesn’t Work: Trying to save money by forging price tags at the dollar store: “Sir, is this your handwriting?” “Umm…no.” “You know this is the dollar store, right?” What Works: Saving lots of money by not shoplifting…especially at Walmart! If you are caught shoplifting, you can be charged criminally and sued civilly. If you… Read More »
By
Steve Burton
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Published
April 25, 2012
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Posted in
Criminal Defense Attorney Tips of the Week, Theft, Uncategorized
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Tagged Can I be sued civilly for shoplifting, can walmart sue me for shoplifting, criminal defense attorney, dumb criminals, funny criminal stories, how much is a retail theft ticket, how much is a shoplifting ticket, penalties for retail theft, utah defense attorney
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What Doesn’t Work: Trading two packs of cigarettes to your cellmate for his great legal advice…especially when tells you, “Don’t worry Man, I’ve watched every episode of Judge Judy since 1996.” What Works: Don’t take legal advice from attorneys!…unless they have experience in the area of law you’re dealing with. Most people think that if… Read More »
And the winner is… iPad: Stephanie Stolworthy Flynn $50: Nate Shields $50: Michael Cummings$50: Charlotte Aldridge Petersen $50: Andrew R. Peterson $50: Kayleigh Sharp Ferrell $50: Jennifer Stark Horrocks $50: Brian Arnold $50: Wendi Craig-Cummings $50: Danielle Reist Dallas $50: David Moss Thanks to all who entered! And a sincere thanks for all of your… Read More »
Legal Assistant Job Description Our two-attorney criminal defense law firm in Sugarhouse is looking for a part-time legal assistant or paralegal to perform a wide range of office duties including: interacting with clients, business writing, document generation, scheduling, bookkeeping, scanning, filing, etc. The position requires 20 hours per week with the possibility of becoming full-time. … Read More »
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